Funniest Club moments! Post all the hilarious s***!!

I wanted to take a spin off the usual forums, You know how to fade, how to "spin" etc.. I wanna hear the this "one time" Stories..

Ya know like this,,, This one time this girl in a hot skirt cam up in the booth with me to request a song and the steps to the boothe are like the rungs on a ladder anyway after the top step there is a small handle for access to the amps and soundboard (levels are preset).. this girl is climing back down the ladder and her shirt gets caught on the handle and pretty much rips it off of her body!! She never missed a beat climbing down the ladder!!! SHE DIDN'T REALIZE she was hanging out!!! The bar manager pretty much throws a promo shirt at her!!! Now people aren't allowed in the booth lol! Guess the shirts are a hot item.. But man I felt bad for her but I doubt she had to buy a drink the rest of the night lol

That's classic, bro!! I wish I could've seen that one!!

OK.....

Last year, this guy was drunk az hell (and what else goes on in a bar...lol). We had 2 double 15" cabinets on each side of the DJ booth... pointing at the floor. This cat was leaning on one of the speakers, watching the chicks dancin. Well, he passed out....and fell face first on the floor.......

Oh Yeah.....

And........

He took the speaker cabinet with him!!

Talk about embarassing. Falling face first on the floor in the middle of a crowded bar.......for no reason!! I don't remember seeing him back since then!!

Hmm sorry about that.. Man that was a bad night.. Naw just playin.. OK .. Here this weekends well trap.. My buddy calls me up needs a faovr the house DJ at a club he goes to called in sick.. I've never heard of this place..
He tells me oh this is a gonna be one night I will wanna pay to come back.. I told him thats NEVER happened..

In a line... She grabs the towel and wipes the pole.. Id pay to go back!

Best night of my career!! Well maybe not the best but def close! Doesn't beat DJing at Millenium.. But they make me say that lol..